Just a quick something

Mum: "I really love Morzine, I get to just relax and do whatever I want"

Me: "Well guess what? You don't have to wake up and walk a mile to school and then sit there with someone speaking gibberish and then they ask a question and you have no clue what they just said and then you sit there embarrassed because you don't know they said and then you sit there at breaks bouncing a basketball mindlessly if you're even lucky enough to get one and then you do activities that are sometimes somewhat decent but some just involve you sitting at the pool waiting to go on the waterslide oh so badly but the line is 10 kms long and you waste away those precious hours of your life until we get back and go home, and then do it all again the next day so Morzine isn't in dreamland for me is it?"